BERYL.

Thursday, August 27, 2009 { 2:40 AM }

Found on the net. Check it out.
1. Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.
2. Girls like to be told that they’re beautiful, rather than hot, pretty, cute, or sexy. It just gives more meaning.
3. Girls love to feel special, even though they might not show it.
4. Girls talk about EVERYTHING with their girlfriends. So that means, you’re possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you’re a Greek god, which you’re not.
5. When girls are online, they want the guy to instant message them first, and they literally burn up inside when they’re not messaged. Of course, when they are messaged, they play it all cool and go “oh, hey” as if they just discovered your message.
6. Girls have a thing for guys who dress GQ.
7. Girls love it when guys are over 6 feet.
8. Girls find it awfully attractive when guys wear just a white t-shirt and jeans and yet they happen to look awesome in it.
9. Remember. Sense of humor. GIRLS LOVE GUYS WHO CAN MAKE THEM LAUGH.
10. Girls hate guys with bad hygiene. So put on that deodorant and clip those nails!
11. Girls love guys who know how to dance.
12. Girls love it when a guy pulls them close by the waist.
13. Girls go crazy when a guy smells good.
14. Girls hate cocky guys.
15. Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they’re attracted to you, but are afraid that they’ll be showing too much.
16. A kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON.
17. Girls have a thing for guys who sport blazers with a destroyed tee underneath.
18. Girls have a thing for guys who have messy sex hair.
19. Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration.
20. When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever.
21. The smallest gestures, the smallest stares, and the smallest statements could make a girl’s year. No joke.
22. Girls get embarassed easily, even if guys don’t know what the hell just happened.
23. Girls daydream about their crushes. Like getting married, going on dates, kissing, etc. They just don’t show it.
24. Girls HATE players.
25. Guys who can sing are a major turn on.
26. Guitarists are sexy.
27. When a girl is upset and wants you to listen, she wants you to listen. Don’t give her advice unless she asks for it.
28. When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if you pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be alright.
29. Girls love it when guys say their name.
30. Girls don’t like short tempered guys.
31. Sometimes girls just wish that guys would notice when they get a new haircut or if they’re wearing eyeliner.
32. When a girl calls you her loser or her dork, it usually means she’s attracted to you.
33. Girls find it a lot more romantic if you just fall asleep with them holding them with your arms rather than having a night of hot kinky sex.
34. Girls will never say I love you unless you say it first. But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t want to scream it from the top of her lungs.
35. Girls love confidence.
36. Girls don’t like rock-hard guys. They like to know that guys can have a sensitive side too.
37. There comes a time when girls have needs too. Enough said.
38. A girl will cry over you a lot more than you think.
39. A girl’s wounds can last awhile. And when I say awhile, I mean awhile.
40. Girls hate guys who smell bad.
41. When a girl cooks for you, you know you mean a lot to her.
42. Girls don’t like it when you think other women are hot and say it so.
43. Eyeliner is a girl’s essential product. Don’t ever try to take it away from her.
44. Girls hate it, absolutely HATE IT when guys don’t keep their promises. It throws them over the top. They will remember it.
45. Every girl fantasizes about her wedding. Her dress, her flowers, her shoes, her hair. More than you think.
46. Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony.
47. Girls will save instant message conversations when they like a guy.
48. A phone call, a text message, or a single Hershey’s kiss will mean A LOT MORE than a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates on her birthday.
49. Every girl think she’s pretty in one way or another. They just won’t admit it.
50. Girls are VERY SELF-CONSCIOUS when it comes to their looks. No makeup is a very sensitive topic to them. ;P
Amazing.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009 { 11:48 PM }

damn i hate test.
have to mug like siao.
but nvm. got some jokes for you all to DESTRESS.
as i know many of you are having Mid Years.

A first-grade teacher, Ms Anna (Age 22 ) was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked the boy, 'what is your problem?'
The boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!'
Ms Anna had enough.
She took the boy to the principal's office.
While the boy waited at the reception of the office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told Ms Anna he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
Boy: '9'.
Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'
Boy: '36'.
So it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know
The principal looks at Ms Anna and tells her,
'I think Boy can go to the third-grade. '
Ms Anna says to the principal,
'I have some of my own questions, can I ask him?'
The principal and boy both agree.

Ms Anna asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy: after a moment 'Legs.'
Ms Anna: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
Boy: 'Pockets.'
Ms Anna: 'What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid'?
Boy: 'Coconut'
Ms Anna: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky'?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: 'Bubblegum'
Ms Anna: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs'?
The principal's eyes open really wide again and before he could stop the answer..
Boy: 'Shake hands'
Ms Anna: 'Now, I will ask some who am I sort of questions, ok?'
Boy: 'Yep.'
Ms Anna: 'You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.'
Boy: 'A tent'
Ms Anna: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense He took one large Vodka peg.
Boy: 'Wedding Ring'
Ms Anna: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose
Ms Anna: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow
Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?Boy: Firetruck
Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' and if you dont get it you have to use your hand.
Boy: Fork
Ms Anna: What is it that all men have one of. It's longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?
Boy: Surname
Ms Anna: What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping?Boy: 'Heart'
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher : '
Send this boy to Stanford University ; I myself got all the answers wrong'.

laugh man. what are all of your mind thinking?
alrights gona back to mugging.
hope it helps to destress you. :D

Friday, May 8, 2009 { 2:43 AM }

here i am late night when i am suppose to sleep.

just gt my study guide today,
and having test tmr.
zzzzz.
while everyone had already done their 116 questions.
here i am looking it thru the cisco net for the answers for the questions.
and guess whad test is tmr.
and some of the question will be tested.
dang!

i have 10 more pages left.

116 question = 16 pages.
50 questions = 6 pages.
i just hope to pass cause most of the stuffs are going in my head.
PLEASE.
and class advisor says must get 70% and above.
wha stress arhs.

going back to study ler.
wish me luck manxzxz

Saturday, May 2, 2009 { 7:05 PM }

I WANNA RANT!!!

i learn to explain to you,
cause i dun wish you to misunderstand.
so whenever i explain to you,
you will never listen so why should i explain to you for?
so freaking tired from explaining.
whatever i do it seems wrong ehs.
you are forever angry with me.

i remember de last time you told me nt to work,
because you are afraid i wont have time for you.
when i got into a school again,
you are afraid i will be too into school work and no time for you.
what is wrong with me studying.
i dislike it ok.
you can rant at me while i cant.
saying i always raise my voice on you,
hey its you who raise your voice on me first alright.
you always say i dont think of you.
now i tell you, you are wrong.
cause whatever i do seems wrong to you.
to you, i can never be able to do things right.
and i am forever lazy to you.
a bloody swine.
no matter how much i have tried to help you,
you will never be able to feel it.
cause you are always right ok.
hais.

just because of de vcd.
you want to be angry with me,
what can i do nehs.
yes, you paid for it, you watch it before.
i am nt even watching yet you keep saying tht i am watching it.
hais i dunno what to do ler larhs.
you always say i never grow up.
hais i really dunno what to do ler larhs.

wanting to bring you to escape cause i did save up.
you can shoot me up by saying where doi have de money.
let me tell you.
i saved it up without you knowing.
yet, you want to watch de vcd.
i am ok with it, even thou i know my plans are gone.
did you even know.
hais.
am i really doing a bad job as a gf?
tell me luh.
i am sick and tired about quarrelling over money ler lehs
really tired ler.
so what you are earning money?
da nan ren zhu yi.
now everything is changing ler.
whads your prob having your gf to yang you?
you need more face is it.
scared i will over take you by earning more isit
paiseh isit.
let me tell you,
i dont even care.
hais.
to me money cant buy everything.
if you think money can buy happiness for de 2 of us,
den go ahead bahs.
i gt nth to say ok.
without money we still can go places like ecp or wcp.
a scroll by de beach,barefooted , feet sinking in de sand,watching de sunset.
these are things money cant buy ok.
what do you knw.
i am never like them alrights.
dont make me sound like them.
hais.

to you, de game is much more important den me,
i dont even care if i lvl or whad.
i dont even brag about it ok.
i hardly get de chance to play.

it is hurting me badly.
very badly.
i do not want it to fade.
tell me why.

Labels: tired.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009 { 2:13 AM }

heyo people,

i know i long time nvr blog ler
hahas.

well these few ~~days~~ weeks i mean,
many cold war with baby.

but i am glad tht is over ler.
went to clementi today to meet baby, tgt with mummy :D
but was late due to some reason. grrrr
waited for damn long time for de IO to arrive.
so... YES, change IO liaos.
at least this IO is willing to listen.

after awhile, went to JP tgt with baby.
headed for de arcade first. played JUBEAT.
wooots woooots.
den played de street basketball shoot out.
hahas, won baby and lost to baby.
den maximise tune(idk if i spell it correctly marhs).
hahas,but baby like tht driving game hor [[:
played mario kart, yehh, won baby hehes.
den jiu head to GV to collect my membership card [[:
weeee!

after tht walk around again [[: wentto have lunch
wha piangz, de food hor
very de horrible terrible & vegitable lehs.
oh and horrigitable.
hehes.

so we enter challenger to look for baby's mouse for lappy
and we came across de xbox360,
my 2nd time coming across it but first time playing it
so wow, streetfighter was fun luhs!
i was hogging on to it, until baby went like
: ehs, 15 mins up ler lehs.

hahas, so after buying de mouse we headed for pet shop
was finding good shampoo for my baobei jackjack.
went in kiddy shop [[:
both baby and i talking and plaing with kiddy stuffs
hahas.

headed for dinner at billy bombers,
okay larhs.
but their milk shake is like kenasai.
happily chatting until we called for de bill.
hahas, this is de funny part luhs.
baby had 36 bucks and de bill was 50 bucks
we had no choice but to call for ppl.
peckpeck was left with last 10 so nvm
stephii was still at office , so nvm too.
called L. and YES! L deposit 30 bucks into baby account.
hahas, damn kuku larhs de 2 of us,
thanks L sooo much.

so baby dint send me home but baby pei me wait for train to come.
i slept in de train lor, lucky i woke up at marsling.
if nt really will overshot.
tsktsk.
lucky got a few coins ith me, cause took bus marhs.
wanted to sleep in de bus but hor.
i know tht i will overshot so i force myself to be awake.
hahas,

came home changed talked to baby on de phone for a few mins.
went to bring my jackjack for walkie.
today i tried something special
i didnt leash him until he went down and pee.
but still being afraid i leash him right after he pee.
walked a big big round.
so when we were blocks away from my home.
i unleash him again, and he walked beside me.
i am so damn happy larhs.
but when we reach my block, right under my block.
he just wanted to pee.
so he ran fast towards de playground.
i chase him luhh.
but thank god he was just wanting to pee.
hahas. so call him over to de life area.
once reach 7 floor,
he ran towards de direction of whiskey boy house
cause snowy was there too. :D
he kaypoh for a while den didnt wanna go home until i left.
hahas
silly dog right. :D
washed his pawpaws and bumbum cause he poop-ed.

now here i am , wanting to play Restaurant City but
cannot play, nvm i gonna sleep soon.
tmr gg to fetch baby off work and head to hougang :D

and there de puffywaffy is sleeping on his cushie.
hahas, waiting for me to go in :D

nights people.