Wednesday, May 13, 2009
{ 11:48 PM }
damn i hate test.
have to mug like siao.
but nvm. got some jokes for you all to DESTRESS.
as i know many of you are having Mid Years.
A first-grade teacher, Ms Anna (Age 22 ) was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked the boy, 'what is your problem?'
The boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!'
Ms Anna had enough.
She took the boy to the principal's office.
While the boy waited at the reception of the office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told Ms Anna he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'Boy: '9'.Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'Boy: '36'.So it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know
The principal looks at Ms Anna and tells her,
'I think Boy can go to the third-grade. 'Ms Anna says to the principal,
'I have some of my own questions, can I ask him?'The principal and boy both agree.
Ms Anna asks,
'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?Boy: after a moment '
Legs.'
Ms Anna:
'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
Boy: '
Pockets.'
Ms Anna:
'What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid'?Boy: '
Coconut'
Ms Anna:
'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky'?The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: '
Bubblegum'Ms Anna:
'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs'?The principal's eyes open really wide again and before he could stop the answer..
Boy:
'Shake hands'Ms Anna:
'Now, I will ask some who am I sort of questions, ok?'
Boy: '
Yep.'
Ms Anna: 'You
stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.'
Boy:
'A tent'Ms Anna:
A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense He took one large Vodka peg.
Boy:
'Wedding Ring'Ms Anna:
I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.Boy:
NoseMs Anna:
I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy:
ArrowMs Anna:
What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?Boy:
FiretruckMs Anna:
What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' and if you dont get it you have to use your hand.Boy:
ForkMs Anna:
What is it that all men have one of. It's longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?Boy:
SurnameMs Anna:
What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping?Boy:
'Heart'
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher : '
Send this boy to Stanford University ; I myself got all the answers wrong'.laugh man. what are all of your mind thinking?
alrights gona back to mugging.
hope it helps to destress you. :D
Saturday, May 2, 2009
{ 7:05 PM }
I WANNA RANT!!!i learn to explain to you,
cause i dun wish you to misunderstand.
so whenever i explain to you,
you will never listen so why should i explain to you for?
so freaking tired from explaining.
whatever i do it seems wrong ehs.
you are forever angry with me.
i remember de last time you told me nt to work,
because you are afraid i wont have time for you.
when i got into a school again,
you are afraid i will be too into school work and no time for you.
what is wrong with me studying.
i dislike it ok.
you can rant at me while i cant.
saying i always raise my voice on you,
hey its you who raise your voice on me first alright.
you always say i dont think of you.
now i tell you, you are wrong.
cause whatever i do seems wrong to you.
to you, i can never be able to do things right.
and i am forever lazy to you.
a bloody swine.
no matter how much i have tried to help you,
you will never be able to feel it.
cause you are always right ok.
hais.
just because of de vcd.
you want to be angry with me,
what can i do nehs.
yes, you paid for it, you watch it before.
i am nt even watching yet you keep saying tht i am watching it.
hais i dunno what to do ler larhs.
you always say i never grow up.
hais i really dunno what to do ler larhs.
wanting to bring you to escape cause i did save up.
you can shoot me up by saying where doi have de money.
let me tell you.
i saved it up without you knowing.
yet, you want to watch de vcd.
i am ok with it, even thou i know my plans are gone.
did you even know.
hais.
am i really doing a bad job as a gf?
tell me luh.
i am sick and tired about quarrelling over money ler lehs
really tired ler.
so what you are earning money?
da nan ren zhu yi.
now everything is changing ler.
whads your prob having your gf to yang you?
you need more face is it.
scared i will over take you by earning more isit
paiseh isit.
let me tell you,
i dont even care.
hais.
to me money cant buy everything.
if you think money can buy happiness for de 2 of us,
den go ahead bahs.
i gt nth to say ok.
without money we still can go places like ecp or wcp.
a scroll by de beach,barefooted , feet sinking in de sand,watching de sunset.
these are things money cant buy ok.
what do you knw.
i am never like them alrights.
dont make me sound like them.
hais.
to you, de game is much more important den me,
i dont even care if i lvl or whad.
i dont even brag about it ok.
i hardly get de chance to play.
it is hurting me badly.
very badly.
i do not want it to fade.
tell me why.
Labels: tired.
