born in de year of horse
i have attitude problem
so dont step on my tail
you respect me and i will do de same
i eat alot whenever i am damn hungry
sleeps alot too just like a pig
drown myself in chocolates
whenever i'm down
and i get super cranky
whenever my "aunty" comes for a visit
it does cheer me up alot. [:
and FYI, this is my blog
i get to blog/type whatever i want.
dun like it? den leave
i dun force you

♥'s my bfren : N.eden
♥'s my doggie : jackjack
♥'s my guigui : xiaobei
♥'s #14
♥'s green & pink
♥'s b.ball & p.ball
♥'s looking at de stars
♥'s playing JUBEAT
♥'s chrysanthemum white tea

adidas basketball shoe
tanning
more tops
tht pokka dot dress :D
one more guigui
Ipod
skullcandy headphone
ear piece
medic sling bag
first aid small pouch
shedule book
pink LG ice cream phone
mini laptop

17 Again
Confessions of a Shopaholic
Gu Gu the Cat
Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
I Love You, Man
Monsters VS. Aliens
Revolutionary Road
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Up
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Fast & Furious 4
Handsome Suit
Marley & Me


baby eden♥♥♥
des erzi♥
liwei nuer♥
sarah nuer♥

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Wednesday, March 11, 2009 { 4:53 AM }

Real Life Maths Equations:

RELATIONSHIP ARITHMETIC
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee =production
Dumb boss + smart employee =promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument


true? good night.